Wednesday, November 17, 2010

Don't Touch My Sh!gg!ty...

After the 9/11 incident, the U.S. government lost it's mind and became a police state!  Now come on, y'all!  Don't act like you haven't peeped their ish since this most tragic happenin'! 

Let's start with the warrantless sobriety/immigration check highway searches.  Officers serving up routine vehicle and person searches... without reasonable/probable cause and/or consent!   Can you say *loudly* "Puhhhh-lease violate my  Fourth Amendment Rights" !!!! the looks of this SHAT, Arizona has no problem obliging us!

The shoe removal of yesterday has been been partnered with the nonsense of full body scanning, electronic strip searches & sex organ groping!  All of this under the guise of  making the America public feel safe! 

I have but one okay, maybe more, but for now just one thing to say

This smoke-screen approach to solving this bullsh!gg!ty tops the DUMBA$$ERY LIST!!

I don't want to FEEL SAFE!....I want to BE SAFE!!!

              NOW. THAT. BEING. SAID. 
                                                                             *side eye*

In The Real World Where The Rest of Us Live....

...if we publically pawed & undressed an underage child, our azzes would be roped & hog-tied to a prison wall!, mandated to keep our local neighborhood registry updated about our dumba$$ behavior... 
...remember to register on the very public, sex- offender's list! Stay away from your local daycare centers & elementary schools!  And by all means, no passing out candy on Halloween!!!!

...even the most drunken idiot would be beeyotch-slapped into a wall, slammed head-first onto the floor, pistol-whippedd, cuffed & tasered [tzzzzzzzhhhh] into more of a stupor courtesy of  'The Men in Blue' ...if we for some dumba$$ reason decided to grope the likes of our favorite stripper...
...leave your dollars on the floor...anything more 'hand-on' may be construed as a pat down fondling

...creepy guys, like Herbert, used to sit all day in a wheelchair, aimless fondling their jewels as if their nastiness couldn't be peeped  while reminiscing about the horny days of their adolescence... 
NOW...they get a second chance to live out the horny days of their adolescence...[dirty summa ma b*tches!] if the average male doesn't have enough insecurities! 

...the saddest thing about all of this bullsh!gg!ty!?  the terrorist are probably sitting somewhere slapping their knee about this false sense of security resulting from all of this airport security SHAT!

...and the f*ckery will continue!!!...I'm certain!



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