Monday, August 20, 2012

One Hot Ass Mess!.... Again!

Last year Madisyn, "Maddy" {as she is known in the world of toddler pageants} Verst, a pint-sized beauty queen hailing from Campbell, Kentucky made the cover of People Magazine with the headline "[Have We] Gone Too Far?". 

The hit show Toddlers & Tiara's, shown on TLC, had for three years, successfully captured and shamelessly displayed the behind-the-scenes Conflama *{ confusion + conflict + drama = CONFLAMA} of child beauty pageants.  And, just as stated in that the article, "The tantrums were extreme, and the pre-show prep of spray tanning and eyebrow waxing seemed perhaps premature for little kids". 

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Over teased coiffs, excessive tanning, flippers {what!? You don't know what a fricking flipper is?} and over the top customs, shocked and appalled the viewers {who watch with baited breath to witness the finished pageantry of little girls who appear to be not 'cute', but hyper-sexualized miniatures of their parent(s')'s obvious inability to let go of their childhood dream{?}. 

Maddy's mother, Lindsay Jackson,  must really be dense as a stone!  As if last year's buffoonery was not a call for a personal- 'ummmm... maybe I should rethink this whole child as grown-ass Barbie Doll, Dollie Parton knock-off, Pretty Woman look-alike' moment -  this  "I don't have a damned life of my own, so I'll exploit the sh!t out of my unsuspecting six year-old" - Bee-yotch, goes one step too f*cking far!

Yes! Them there is tits and ass on that tot!  WTF!

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This past Saturday, after tossing all of the media people out of the court room {on their asses} and slapping a gag order on Jackson and a  moratorium on pageantry for Maddy and her mother until further notice, the presiding Judge Weoste scheduled the hearing to resume on August 31. 

The issue at hand?  .... yes.  you can bet it stems from those tits & ass!

Maddy's {alleged} dead-beat ass dad, Bill Verst,  is suing for parental custody on the grounds that his piss-poor-ass-choice of a mother for his daughter is sexually exploiting her!   

Jackson's concern:: that a ruling against her will set a precedent  {yet but another "WTF- moment" in my mind} -

Okay, Okay.  I just had another "WTF"-moment"!

Thoughts?! Come on.  You know you got 'em! 

Thursday, August 16, 2012

A Mother Gotta Get Her Dance On! {With or Through Her Children}

Some days are effing Mondays!  Ask Lawanda Lowery-Gale.  
Lowery-Gale was stopped by Gainsville, Florida police who witnessed her Kia Van side-swipe another vehicle.  Police discovered, that Lowery-Gale wasn't alone, but was being kept company by eight children (ages 10 months to 14 years of age). Six of the children were direct descendants of her trifling, irresponsible azz! The other two were nieces!

Slurred speech, watery-bloodshot eyes, wearing an obvious look of being 'tow up from da flo up' bought 32 year old, Lowery-Gale a set of metal bracelets. As if her poor performance on the sobriety exercises wasn't enough, the combination of a breath test,  administered at the Alachua County Jail, coupled with a blood alcohol level of .166 (legal standard for DUI, in Florida, for DUI is .08) sealed the fate of this bee-yotch mascquerading as a mother.

The Charges:
DUI, eight counts of child neglect and driving with a suspended license by the Gainesville Police Department.

Go To Jail! Directly to Jail!

.... What would make this boughetto-hooker do something so dumba$$ery!?
.....Straight from the mouth of the A$$ - "I'm going to the club"! 


Just one damned question!
How can this hot, trifling mess with six kids! afford a big-screen T.V.?
Uhm just effin' sayin'!
                                                                               * Here's the 'Real,Deal, Holyfield?*

         *side eye*

.... then there's the parents who are hell bent on living their dream through their children of these children!

     ****  I bring you..... {drum roll, puhhh-leazzze}    ****

..... Yes! Russia has talent ! 

Tuesday, August 7, 2012

.... From The Mouths of Babes ?!


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                    Banned by, at least, three networks, it appears that "one slip of the tongue from a 'grown-up', becomes the language lesson for the family".            

         *side eye*


Thursday, July 19, 2012

"Popping Up and Taking Over the Place..."



This!  DRAG-SH!GG!TY  Ended My Untentional Sabbatical !

 Rupaul move the hell over! 

These beeyotches are FIE-E-E-RCE!!!

The Double Dutchess, two booty short wearing transplanted San Franciscan transvestites,  are shaking things up with their 'queer anthem' - "Bucket Betch"! 

.... what? Hip Hop!?...hellll naw!!     ......You better say campy electro-hop!

This finger-snapping, catchy sh!gg!ty is what happens when East meets West...

In 'Frisco on August 10th? .... see MORE of these BEEYOTCHES

Sunday, January 1, 2012



New Beginning.
New Hope.
New Dreams.
..... don't eff it up....

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