You Touched My Sh!gg!ty!!

This Thanksgiving I'm giving airport security something to realllly wrap their hands around! 

I found these way too cool labels that appear to allow those down-low voyuers, at the airport security check points, a sneak peek into the seedy underbelly of my packed deliciousness!

So. Maybe. If I refuse to go through that  'let me oogle you while I fantasize!' scanner,  the TSA workers will feel prompted to reallllly pat me down! *sarcastic eye roll*

Happy Travels!