Showing posts with label tomfoolery. Show all posts
Showing posts with label tomfoolery. Show all posts

Friday, April 1, 2016

[A]in't THIS Some Real ....... !: #AtoZChallenge 2016

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Had some time to catch up on some reading.  Found THIS STORY  from the
 The Gawker
..... YASSS!!!! it IS  Breaking News!!!!

The story goes something like this
..... Sometime last week in Loudin County Virginia, the CIA was performing a routine "joint training exercise" for their bomb sniffing canines.  The exercise not only included these highly specialized dogs but included explosive material and a school bus.  It appears that the CIA didn't do such a good job of cleaning up after themselves. You see,  it was discovered that the explosives had been 'Inadvertently  left' behind - in the engine compartment of the school bus!

The statement from the school district says that, the bus in question "made eight runs totaling 145 miles carrying 26 students attending Rock Ridge High School, Buffalo Trail Elementary School and Pinebrook Elementary School.” 


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Now,  you know like I do,  that not everyone is going to be convinced that this was an awful oversight! However,  the sheriff's department reassured the parents that the children were not in any real danger because the explosives were 'highly' stable.
A crock of bullsh*t! ... OR  'Sometimes dumba$$ery happens to good people'?
What say you? 


Linking to AtoZChallenge 2016

Monday, March 21, 2016

Blogging From A to Z Challenge: THEME REVEAL

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Hey Good People,

It seems that, for a short while anyway, I was at least blogging on New Year Day.   Hasn't been the case over the last few years.  By all accounts it looks like I just gave up on this sh!gg!ty!!!  Can't deny that I've been down right trifling with keeping up appearances in this space in my blogosphere  *despite the many promises and good intentions*! 

But, because I'm one super stubborn bee-yotch, I'm going to try my hand at maintaining some consistency with my posts  *Side-eye !!! BIG TIME!!!*

What's got into my crawl this time to move me to come from out of hiding get my head out of my arse and get some of  this bullsh!gg!ty off of my *proverbial* chest?  I could blame it on the pathetic state of politic affairs of, both, the Democratic and Republican parties... but that's fodder for an ass-hole full of posts.  I'll be getting to that tomfoolery soon enough!!! 

https://mindbodyspiritualawareness.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/05/head-up-your-ass.jpg

Arguably, a good blog challenge can be just the tease that eases one back into the throws of blogging.  That is exactly the case here!

 I stumbled on this April blog posting challenge


and decided '.... WTF! This is great way to get my arse in gear, and start ranting again!
Need to know more about how this challenge came about & what the hell the rules are here?  You'll find that good sh!t  right here. 

The challenge starts April 1st but, for those of us who need a little more of an incentive to *maintain some damned consistency!*  the challenge has an additional component ....


 *Click on the picture below to find out what the hell what that means!* 
A to Z Challenge Theme Reveal 3-21-2016

Right now,  the question that begs to be answered is,
 
'What is my  Effin' Theme for this challenge?'
 
*Effin' Drum Roll.... Puh-leeez!!*
 
 Dude I'm Just Effing Saying's Theme for the
A to Z Challenge is .....
 
https://www.heckthor.deviantart.com
* '... This is What's Chapping My Arse Today!... 
... An Alphabetical Trek of W.T.F. Moments ' *
 
Like I said, all the madness is scheduled to start on April 1st.


 
 
 
 
 
 
.... Now That Being Said....
 
 I'll be shooting the sh!t with you Good People soon....!
 




Tuesday, November 30, 2010

Oh No! Not Again!

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Now we've talked about this subject in another post.  I just couldn't resist coming back to it.
Tell me why someone would pay to have this done?!  Once we get past that dumba$$ery, there are a lot of  other things that I wouldn't trust about the boug-ghetto hooker who wears these petri-dish daggers...




...like ANYTHING that comes from out of their kitchen!

I. Just. Don't. Get. It!

                      ...thoughts???

Wednesday, November 24, 2010

You Touched My Sh!gg!ty!!

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This Thanksgiving I'm giving airport security something to realllly wrap their hands around! 

I found these way too cool labels that appear to allow those down-low voyuers, at the airport security check points, a sneak peek into the seedy underbelly of my packed deliciousness!

So. Maybe. If I refuse to go through that  'let me oogle you while I fantasize!' scanner,  the TSA workers will feel prompted to reallllly pat me down! *sarcastic eye roll*

Happy Travels!



Tuesday, November 9, 2010

Hey Dallas! A Paypal account would have squared this away!

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With the unemployment rate in double digits , this recession ain't feeling too good!  For those individuals who have been formally educated [and those less so] sharing space in the same unemployment line, there is no doubt that they are swapping stories related to the common economic ground that they now share.

I can imagine that the conversations include a litany of 'lack of money' management tips and inquiries that sound something like this - "How do you stretch your check over a month?", "What have you cut out of your usual routine to help to make ends meet?",  "Do you pay your bills in a monthly rotation?"...

Well. You get the message.

And for those still in the game, holding their breath wondering if/when the 'termination hammer' will come down, they, too, face the challenges of trying to get juuusssst a littttttle bit moooore from that same dollar.

 They are trying desperately to make the numbers add up [or at least, come close], all the while keeping up appearances.  Other these employed consumers are starting to spend slightly more, but they're not emotionally connecting with brands and companies the way they did before the recession.  There remains a hesitancy to add big ticket items to their pool of 'toys' for fear of having to 'garage sale' them if/when their employment status takes a nosedive.
With the current economic woes its easy to understand ,or at least empathize with the average 'mo' trying to make ends meet.  Maybe having to shave a little off of one invoice to supplement another, but always making certain that all debtors are sent 'something' toward the outstanding balance.

NOW. THAT. BEING. SAID. 
         *side eye*

 Tell my why after one of the most newsworthy 'firings' in NFL history, were the fans [and those of us who were trying to stay up on the latest football gossip] of the Dallas Cowboys not able to log into the official 'America's Team' site?!    Now, ex-head coach, Wade Phillips got is pink slip yesterday after a dismal three and a half year stint that amassed a 34-22 regular season record.  After receiving one of the worst gridiron shellacking in Cowboy franchise history on Sunday night [7 Nov 2010] to the Greenbay Packers-- 45-7 at Lambeau Field, the lost left the once 'prized team' with an embarrassing mid-season record of 1-7!  And Wade Phillips without a job!

Now you know with all of that mayhem and nonsense going on, thousands of Cowboys fans and even more of their 'haters' flocked hurriedly to the site to get more inside information. You know-the press conferences and press releases. And all of the side conversations that are making their rounds.

And to what did our wandering eyes did we find?
THIS! :

That's right! 
A damned Domain page!
A placeholder for a pending or existing web site!
In other words ~ No inside information!

How can this have happened? [asked in your in most irritated of voices]

The inside scoop is that "as the team was melting down Sunday, so was the Dallas Cowboy website..."
It seems that the team's marketing department just plum forgot to renew the domain registration [read: didn't pay the bill] and the site was 'parked' and replaced with a generic page [ read: the dallascowboys.com domain was available for purchase] . 
Now how damned embarrassing is that?!

How is it that the 'little folk' effected by the present economic grip can manage to keep the lights on in their 'domicile' and a multi-million dollar franchise can't seem to put it on their calendar to pay the bill on their domain?  Unlike most creditors who begin to harass you after they have not received their payment, the domain registration companies begin harassing before your payment is due!  And that is waaaayyyy before!
 Like two to three months before the expiration date!  These companies harass you not only by postal mail, but by electronic mail!!  Let's not mention the ability to have it automatically deducted from your account!  It's a set it-and-forget it process!

Go figure! 

It makes you wonder....'WHO' is running that rodeo goat show!? 

Thursday, November 4, 2010

... alrighty then...

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I'm going to leave this one alone...
I don't want to blow any chance that I already have of getting in?

....you want to take a stab at it?

Tuesday, November 2, 2010

You're gonna hate Me for this...

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There's something a little creepy about this guy. 
Can't quite put my finger on it. 
Is it:
The pasty, botoxed-impregnated grin? 
The mask-like manner in which he delivers his seemingly lip-synched wordless melody?
His total inability to find the right camera?
Or is it the too perfectly waxed for any heterosexual male hairdo? 

I don't have a effing clue!
It ALL just screams 'WRONG! WRONG! WRONG! 
Despite having read the back story about this guy... well, I'll let you decide.

Anyhoo, what I really can't make up me mind about is what is more freaky? This guys eery resemblance to Bela Lugosi or the inability to get this guy's hauntingly strange tune out of my head!!!

Friday, October 22, 2010

How The Eff? .... do They do That!

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[Short post today...]

Now, I like to consider myself as well-groomed as the next person....at least, passably {my word}.  I don't give much thought to the man/woman that spends two hours every week some time at the nail salon getting themselves all 'did up'.  I guess your hands and toes should be baby smooth with nails that are clean and symmetrically shaped.  Polish optional. 
WARNING!!  MULTIPLE PICTURES TO FOLLOW...





 [nails via]


NOW. THAT. BEING. SAID. 
         *side eye*

What the eff is going on with these eight foot long, overly acrylicized [my word, again], overly painted, overly ornamentized {my word. yes...again} daggers masquerading as talons being sported by those who equate high fashion with the length of their 'nails-as-weapon' talons? 

                    ~  How do they manage to cook a meal?  They all, most certainly don't pay a chef.   
                    ~  How does the dishes get washed? Or at least rinsed before being put into the dishwasher? 
                    ~ The laundry? -don't tell me - laundry service.  Right. 
                     How about...okay.  So you get it?

......and that's just the simple shiggity! 

[drumroll puhleeeeeeaaaazzzzeee]    Here's the fluhking ten million dollar question!? 
Feel free to throw in any extra cash that you might have lying around.
[I'm going to need another...drumroll puhleeeeeaaaaazzzeee]  .....

What the eff do you do when you have to take a bathroom break !? 
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Thursday, October 21, 2010

A letter to the Idiot... with the Flames Billowing out of His...

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Dear Mr. Irate

     I am not sure why you feel the need to ride my bumper.  Angrily cursing and graphically jesturing in your feeble attempts to either, make me change lanes or increase the speed that's already on the fringe of being unlawful.   For the last three miles your beaten up blue flatbed truck, in major need of a paint job & major body work, has been riding me so tightly that I can see the fury and fire spewing from your eyes.  Your rude and inappropriate hand signs, provoked only by my lack obliging you your way, are meant to be threatening and harassing.  NOT!  Your constant reckless ebb and flow, unsolicited facial tauting and obvious rage succeeds, not, in making you appear to be someone who has some place important to be [yesterday] and me as the nondriving a**hole who is in your way.

Instead, you look like an out of controlled lunatic completely incapable of caring about your dangerously immature behavior.


NOW. THAT. BEING. SAID. 
         *side eye*







Back off you moronic imbecile!  You're not nearly the threat that you think you are....sitting in the comfort(?) of your beaten up truck!  Your tauts are, at best, immature.  And at best, unimpressive.  Pull over and get out of that heap of junk that you call a vehicle and let's handle this differently from you riding my f*cking bumper like an unwant license plate!  I don't think that you really want that....  As a matter of fact, I know that this is all a cowardice act of bravado meant to intimidate.  NOT!  This time,you've picked the wrong motorist!  What I have to say to you is this...I'll drive my car this bee-yotch my way! and when you pay the note on this 'mother'...I'll drive it any way that you want me to....

Until then, get off my a** and drive that piece of sh*t that you pay the note on....

 

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