Showing posts with label huh?. Show all posts
Showing posts with label huh?. Show all posts

Tuesday, November 30, 2010

Oh No! Not Again!

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Now we've talked about this subject in another post.  I just couldn't resist coming back to it.
Tell me why someone would pay to have this done?!  Once we get past that dumba$$ery, there are a lot of  other things that I wouldn't trust about the boug-ghetto hooker who wears these petri-dish daggers...




...like ANYTHING that comes from out of their kitchen!

I. Just. Don't. Get. It!

                      ...thoughts???

Thursday, November 18, 2010

Caption...Puh-leeeeaze!

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...give me something to say

Tuesday, November 16, 2010

The Angle's all wrong!!!

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This is bad.  On soooooo many levels!
*blink* *blink*

What if ....

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....the biggest states had the highest populations?



... people's perception of you were different from yours?


...the national debt was never balanced?



... public bathrooms came with instructions?




.... pimping was for playas?



Monday, November 15, 2010

"I just want to say to the Colored Man..."

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Late one warm afternoon in October, on arguably, one of television’s most driest programs, a 90-year-old caller delivered an unforgettable jolt to an otherwise lifeless segment.  The topic on hand was Wall Street and its role in American society.   And, without so much as a warning, C-SPAN's 'Washington Journal'  commentator-Robb Harleston-found himself on the end of  one of the most sincerest, politely-controlled old-lady rants delivered on this side of  Moms Mabley



Now, you know that something not so horribly correct was going to come hurling out of the mouth of this golden-ager, the moment that she began her call with:

“I just want to say to the colored man…”

*blink* *blink*  [followed by a] *blank stare*

Suffice it to say that, if you are 'the colored man' that this 90-year-old someone is referencing at the beginning of her loaded call, you would think that all would not be good from this point on. 

As the caller went on to inquire as to why 'the colors' always seem to complain; instead of being grateful for the things that white people had done for them, Harleston-always the consummate professional- remained remarkably uneffected. 



[Here is the video for your lying eyes!]





[...and the script for your lying ears!]

CALLER: I’m 90 years old, and I just wanted to ask the colored man, why don’t colored people instead of saying what we did to them, why don’t they say what we did for them? They talk about the slavery, but since then, they have been given welfare, free medicine, free everything.

HARLESTON: Ma’am I think this is more of a conversation about the relationship between the administration and the people on Wall Street and not necessarily one that’s based on race.

CALLER: Oh, okay. I’m not a racist. That was my comment. Thank you.


The only thing that trumps this pugnacious, opinionated nonagenerian's comment was the tactful nonchalance; in which Harleston seamlessly ended that call.
But not before informing the caller that she was off topic.

touche'.

Thursday, November 11, 2010

I'mma Need this one 'splained...

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What side of silicon hell makes one want to do this!?

Thoughts!?


Wednesday, November 10, 2010

Rooftop Mayhem

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This is not likely to end well for Santa


Monday, November 8, 2010

The Old Hand on The Jimmy Trick

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I'm not sure how to properly explain this picture....
...Thoughts?

Thursday, November 4, 2010

... alrighty then...

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I'm going to leave this one alone...
I don't want to blow any chance that I already have of getting in?

....you want to take a stab at it?

Wednesday, November 3, 2010

Fierce. S[h]e is Not!

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I just want you to see this, okay? 
Seen it?

...okay.
...that's it.
...that's all!

Tuesday, November 2, 2010

You're gonna hate Me for this...

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There's something a little creepy about this guy. 
Can't quite put my finger on it. 
Is it:
The pasty, botoxed-impregnated grin? 
The mask-like manner in which he delivers his seemingly lip-synched wordless melody?
His total inability to find the right camera?
Or is it the too perfectly waxed for any heterosexual male hairdo? 

I don't have a effing clue!
It ALL just screams 'WRONG! WRONG! WRONG! 
Despite having read the back story about this guy... well, I'll let you decide.

Anyhoo, what I really can't make up me mind about is what is more freaky? This guys eery resemblance to Bela Lugosi or the inability to get this guy's hauntingly strange tune out of my head!!!

Saturday, October 30, 2010

Slapping Your Enemy... another reason to carry a large bag!

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[sidebar]~ this video makes me wish that I would've kept up my language skills.


[via]


and we thought that bullying was 'child's play...'  NOT! 

I don't know what ol' girl in the red did that warrants the purse pummelling that she's taking....  And. Doesn't it  make you wonder why the guys [faux videographers] filming didn't intervene?

...in any language, this couln't be any more entertaining...

Friday, October 29, 2010

Oh!......... Hell to the No!

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Does this hairdo make you ask, "When in the friggity is she going to get that nest handled?"

Fashion.
Decor.
Music.
Slang.
T.V. Shows. 

All timestamps of eras gone by.  And all held near and dear to our heart's memory. 

Fashion is said to repeat itself every twenty years.  Each repetition of fashion gone by, successfully convincing aging generations that there is nothing new under the sun, but changes in the perception of what already exists.

With the passing of time, decor [good or bad] manages to elevate itself to the level of  'antique'-dom to be later bought and sold for astronomical amounts.

 Music takes us back to a place that was more simpler.  Easier.  Carefree.  It evokes feelings, thoughts and experiences that we would be willing to immediately cash in for just 'one more' opportunity to 'go back there' again....ahhhhh! Nothing like 'old school'. 

Slang is the linguistic glue that melds generations.  It was/is epoxy that, despite the differences [obvious and not so obvious], allows members of a generation to connect- without judgment.

Spending tireless hours memorized  by a device, "affectionately" referred to as 'the idiot box', television holds generation-after-generation hostage with programming that mirrors that generations state of affairs.  [reflecting and daring to give voice to the political and social climate of that generation.


NOW. THAT. BEING. SAID. 
         *side eye*




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All of these without a doubt are markers that shape and define a generation, however, NOTHING defines a generation like a HAIRSTYLE!

That's right.  A HAIRSTYLE!

Come on!  You know someone that looks like these dudes!  We all do!  We'd walk across burning embers, barefooted with a thousand pound gorilla on our shoulders before we'd don this mane gone manic!

Check out the montage of pic above.  Okay, grant you. The argument can be made that these are bad hair moments masquerading as fashion, but nonetheless, signs of  'the generational' time.
Whatever the argument  we've all stared in wonderment and mouthed the question "Where the eff do they work". and. "Who the eff would hire them!?"

Now.  That takes us to these!



If you look really, really, or not so really close, I'm sure that you- like me- know a person, or two, who proudly sported a version of one of these cuts.  Prompting the "WTF"!? question.



And then there is the "pet as substitute jewelry that keeps my mind off the fact that I can't be real enough to get/keep a mate so I'll be just as cute as my pup because that may make me more tolerable'  hairdo. 

This mane oozes "How the eff can I get that look?"


and then there is THIS

All I have to offer about this is

"WHY the Eff.....?
[via]

Can you say "bour-ghetto?


Saturday, October 23, 2010

Coolio!...Is that You!?........What the ....?

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[very short post.  More like a 'Huh?'  moment.  Hope that thats okay]

Looks like the years haven't been too kind to Coolio...


Monday, October 18, 2010

Dude, Why are you....Just Effing Saying!

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This  space is my mind's throne of random outbursts, musings, rants and basic WTF! moments!

...with something nice to say...'Er now and then!

 Come in, cop a squat, get your head straight while I expose all kinds of 

BULLSH!GG!TY
DUMBA$$ERY
TOMFOOLERY
& general F*CKERY

...on a MAJOR SCALE!

And by all means, if you have some shiggity that you just need to get off your chest, drop your wisdom in the comment box!

If you're having a 'Imma need to do more than dop some wisdom in a damned comment box' moment... 

and Guest Post the bullsh!gg!ty that's getting in the way of your swagger!

[ put  'I want to effing guest post' on the Subject line]


HEY! IT'S THE WAY THAT I SEE IT!!
...IT DOESN'T MAKE IT THE EFFING TRUTH!
 

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