Thursday, August 16, 2012

A Mother Gotta Get Her Dance On! {With or Through Her Children}

Some days are effing Mondays!  Ask Lawanda Lowery-Gale.  
Lowery-Gale was stopped by Gainsville, Florida police who witnessed her Kia Van side-swipe another vehicle.  Police discovered, that Lowery-Gale wasn't alone, but was being kept company by eight children (ages 10 months to 14 years of age). Six of the children were direct descendants of her trifling, irresponsible azz! The other two were nieces!

Slurred speech, watery-bloodshot eyes, wearing an obvious look of being 'tow up from da flo up' bought 32 year old, Lowery-Gale a set of metal bracelets. As if her poor performance on the sobriety exercises wasn't enough, the combination of a breath test,  administered at the Alachua County Jail, coupled with a blood alcohol level of .166 (legal standard for DUI, in Florida, for DUI is .08) sealed the fate of this bee-yotch mascquerading as a mother.

The Charges:
DUI, eight counts of child neglect and driving with a suspended license by the Gainesville Police Department.

Go To Jail! Directly to Jail!

.... What would make this boughetto-hooker do something so dumba$$ery!?
.....Straight from the mouth of the A$$ - "I'm going to the club"! 


Just one damned question!
How can this hot, trifling mess with six kids! afford a big-screen T.V.?
Uhm just effin' sayin'!
                                                                               * Here's the 'Real,Deal, Holyfield?*

         *side eye*

.... then there's the parents who are hell bent on living their dream through their children of these children!

     ****  I bring you..... {drum roll, puhhh-leazzze}    ****

..... Yes! Russia has talent ! 



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